Didn’t we just do this? And didn’t we all agree that we never wanted to do it again? And who is Andrew Garfield’s agent? And why hasn’t he played Garfield in”Garfield 3: Nermal Gets Oppressed in Abu Dhabi Because She’s a Woman”?
The only thing that would get me to see this nightmare is if they sold it with the tagline, “Oliver Stone is back on cocaine.” Otherwise, please get this the fuck away from me.
If you enjoy the image of Oliver Platt humping Amanda Peet and the idea of jerking off to furniture, then this is your “Citizen Kane.” Otherwise, it’s a shitty movie that should be dismissed as the awful stillbirth of mumblecore.
Seriously, if Leonardo DiCaprio ever does that fucking Boston accent again, I’m going to beat him with Ben Affleck’s balls. Also, this movie was boring and stupid.
So is “Live Large” the title of the movie? And who the fuck is the Duke? Did Duke University change their mascot from a blue devil to a giant dog with Owen Wilson’s voice? That’s fucking stupid. Nobody would root for the Duke Giant Talking Dogs With Owen Wilson’s Voice. That’s dumber than the Purdue Boilermakers. Fuck this movie.
I’m hoping that this is a sequel to “Taken” and that the blonde from “Jennifer’s Body” is kidnapped by Julianne Moore, which forces Liam Neeson to shoot her in the face. But that’s not what this is about, is it? Well, fuck you then.
